Ode to my Hubby

A faithful follower of my numerous blogs,
he thinks he's portrayed as a bump on a log.

This theory could not be further form the truth
'cause when it comes to the kiddos he is never aloof.

He changes poop diapers and cooks us our meals,
he goes food shopping and browses for deals.

He reads them their stories each night before bed
He combs down the hair that sticks up on their heads.

He buys me pedicures to jazz up my toes,
each night he serves me milk and oreos.

He sleeps with the dog when the weather is rainy
and puts up with me when I'm acting so zany.

Though it seems he is often the brunt of my jokes
and he may drive me crazy with his pinching and pokes,

I do love my hubby, deep down I do.
Here's your retraction dear, I love you!